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So Im looking around, and, just like you, I see a lot of pop-ups and other annoying advertisements.  So, like you, Im totally pissed off.  First off, this is MY web site, and its not fair.  Of course, it is free.  But thats beside the point; the real problem at hand is you.  You desperately need a pop-up blocker if you come to this sight, and, now a day, any other one.  So, I will provide you with a link to a free pop-up blocker.

 

www.google.com/toolbar

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Hey!  If you guys want something, like, from the free crap section, let me hear it, okay?  I check my E-mail daily.  Did I say "I," because I ment We.  As in Hell-o Multi Media.  But its still true, and We also check the message boards everyday.  So let at it!

Cat woman eh?  More like, not a good movie.  I haven’t seen this movie, and there’s a reason, A.)At the time I’m writing this it’s not out and B.) It looks like its going to suck.  I mean, Halle Berry, in a movie, with skin tight black cloths on, can you be more dedicated to selling out?  No, and, they had to slap this whole, cat thing in just to add to it.  Seriously, have you ever seen a morally deranged cat in your lifetime?  I haven’t, and I’ve seen Chibi, a cat that’s almost straight out of an anime or a manga.  (Deepest regards if I didn’t spell that right, sorry Chibi!) And then, of course, there’s this whole issue with Catwoman being a character in Batman, a man who got totally sold out and has some of the crappiest games made after him in the history of man.  All I can say is:  This sad, sad excuse for a movie fits right in with society today.  Like reality television.  “Who wants to marry my dad?” more like, who the hell cares, get off my T.V.  What’s next, Survivor X-2?  Ahh, its so sad, what happened to the good ol’ days, when I could turn on the T.V., switch it to fox and expect to see Family Guy, or Futurama, or King of the Hill.  But no, now if I dare tread onto that territory, I’m “treated” with horrors beyond imagination, with people getting high on the T.V. cameras and being forced into “love” with another person totally high on T.V. and so called fame.  Sigh, it almost makes me sad that www.fuckyou.com is a porn site instead of a rage of the youth site, like I expected.

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If you need to get into contact with me for any reason, please consider what your going to say first, then, create a document in word, then type what you have to say.  Afterwards, press the F7 key, and watch the magic happen as it suddenly transforms your scribbly crap into clear English that I can read.  Then, while pushing the Ctrl button, press the A button.  Now, while again holding down the Ctrl button, press the C button.  Open your E-mail system, make a new message, type in a attractive subject line, and click in the giant empty white box.  While pressing the Ctrl button, push the V button to use your witchcraft and supply your previously typed and perfected message and get ready to send it.

 

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!

 

You forgot to put my e-mail address in the To: bar, didnt you, didnt you!?  Well lucky Im here to correct your terrible mistakes.  Hell_o_inc@yahoo.com

 

Thats right, Im completely cheap, eat your hart out.